why can’t i lose weight while I sleep, then I could live my dream of eating, sleeping and never getting fat
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I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
This might be the most uncomfortable thing I’ve ever watched. And I’ve watched a lot of things.
YOU KNOW WHAT, I’D BE FAR MORE COMFORTABLE WATCHING SOMEONE ACTUALLY MASTURBATE
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
life is hard when you’re shy and just below average looking
IT’S CIRCLING MY CAR
there are tears?? running down my face why is it why?/ ww/
it’s like? a ZOMBIE MOVIE??
This is fucking terrifying. Birds are creatures from hell