It's the most wonderful time of year.

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i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

IT’S BACK

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

gonna reblog it everytime

WTF

‘Fat’ is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants to hurt her.

I mean, is ‘fat’ really the worst thing a human being can be? Is ‘fat’ worse than ‘vindictive’, ‘jealous’, ‘shallow’, ‘vain’, ‘boring’ or ‘cruel’? Not to me; but then, you might retort, what do I know about the pressure to be skinny? I’m not in the business of being judged on my looks, what with being a writer and earning my living by using my brain…

I went to the British Book Awards that evening. After the award ceremony I bumped into a woman I hadn’t seen for nearly three years. The first thing she said to me? ‘You’ve lost a lot of weight since the last time I saw you!’

‘Well,’ I said, slightly nonplussed, ‘the last time you saw me I’d just had a baby.’

What I felt like saying was, ‘I’ve produced my third child and my sixth novel since I last saw you. Aren’t either of those things more important, more interesting, than my size?’ But no – my waist looked smaller! Forget the kid and the book: finally, something to celebrate!

I’ve got two daughters who will have to make their way in this skinny-obsessed world, and it worries me, because I don’t want them to be empty-headed, self-obsessed, emaciated clones; I’d rather they were independent, interesting, idealistic, kind, opinionated, original, funny – a thousand things, before ‘thin’. And frankly, I’d rather they didn’t give a gust of stinking chihuahua flatulence whether the woman standing next to them has fleshier knees than they do. Let my girls be Hermiones, rather than Pansy Parkinsons.

J.K. Rowling  

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this is personally in my list of things you must reblog when you see it

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terezipyroope:

person: u should like more colours

me: image

Holy shit I can’t even begin to explain how fucked up this is.

Holy shit I can’t even begin to explain how fucked up this is.

stunningpicture:
Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)

stunningpicture:

Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)

 - This is Halloween 8-Bit
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dave-youfool:

1-800-sp00ky:

jtgjosh:

LETS GET SPOOPY!

Reblog to spread the SPOOPYNESS!

*SCREAMS*

I AM THE ONE WHO’S REBLOGGING THIS SHIT
ETERNAL HALLOWEEN, DON’T NEVER QUIT

WHAT PAGE DID YOU USE TO RUN ON FACEBOOK I haven't seen your face in forever
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I still run Beemo. o: